All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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