i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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