he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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