See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Less talking, more tequila
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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