Don't make out with my wife yet
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
We have so much sex to catch up on
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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