You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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