having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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