He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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