i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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