guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Just invented taco cereal.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Drunk is a universal language darling
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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