Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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