That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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