oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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