i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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