yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
my god I love twenty year old dicks
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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