The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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