So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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