Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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