Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
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