I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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