I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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