yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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