I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
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