Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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