Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
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