but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
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