love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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