i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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