He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I just forgot I was standing up.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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