would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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