she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
This beer is not sobering me up at all
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
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