She's JV to your varsity
I'm going to jail i love you
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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