I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Randomize
