Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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