when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
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