Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
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he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
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