with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
I did not marry a roomba.
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