i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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