we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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