My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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