Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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