i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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