i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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