dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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