In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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