Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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