puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Boobs are out for the taking
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
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