question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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