People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
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