This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
