so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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