My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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