I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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