The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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