i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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